How do you tell someone?
Look at 60 years of age that face tatt' is just not rockin'.
Midriff at work - nah...
The eyelash extensions that look like bike spokes hanging off your eyes - not good.
Ya clanging and banging long giant fake nails with the decals - look they are not your cars duco so maybe you might re think it. Long nail extensions are a neutering just waiting to happen - if I were a guy I would run a thousand miles from anyone sporting these gonad slicing wonders. Besides how close can you get to yourself in terms of personal hygiene - what do you do get a rag on a stick to take care of things?
As for as the vagazzle - if your Cha Cha has got to look like a mirror ball you're doing something wrong. What next doof doof speakers hanging from your ovaries?
Look at 60 years of age that face tatt' is just not rockin'.
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| What do you mean I'll have more birthdays? |
Midriff at work - nah...
I know I dropped my USB...
Diamonte grill on your teeth - dunno. I still have images of James Bond villains reverberating around my head.
The eyelash extensions that look like bike spokes hanging off your eyes - not good.
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| She has an excuse... |
Yeah that 'I just rolled in baby poo' tan - ya' gotta stop it.
Sunday morning at the Supermarket this look just does not translate!
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| Competeting with the Bimbos are the Himbos... |
The ba-jazzle og the fa' jazzle that is your nails - just cut it out.
Ya clanging and banging long giant fake nails with the decals - look they are not your cars duco so maybe you might re think it. Long nail extensions are a neutering just waiting to happen - if I were a guy I would run a thousand miles from anyone sporting these gonad slicing wonders. Besides how close can you get to yourself in terms of personal hygiene - what do you do get a rag on a stick to take care of things?
As for as the vagazzle - if your Cha Cha has got to look like a mirror ball you're doing something wrong. What next doof doof speakers hanging from your ovaries?
1 comment:
Fingernails like that always creep me out. Actually, even the "normal" square shaped ones look bizarre.
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